Stella is a beer.
Stella is an Egyptian beer.
For the uninformed folks out there, Egypt is a Muslim country. If you're familiar with halil, or even Islam; then you'll note that alcohol is a no-no.

As I'm sure you could imagine, this makes for some interesting brew. If I recall correctly, there is an export version and an import version.

If you're smart, you'll touch neither.
In fact, if offered any, politely run away as fast as humanly possible

At least they're honest about it. The slogan on their t-shirts reads: "That which does not kill us makes us stronger".