I got very
wet this morning.
My eyes
popped open at exactly 5:oo AM,
one minute earlier than my
alarm is set to go off. It was
raining cats and dogs outside. Still is, as a matter of fact.
At 6, I got into my car to drive to the
metro so I could make my hour long
commute to work. It's raining so hard I can barely see out the
window. The traffic light up ahead is
red, so I pull to a stop and all the water that's accumulated on my car rolls forward with
momentum. Suddenly, a steady
drizzle of water comes
pouring down on my head through some crack in the sun roof of my car. Nothing leaked through any other part of my sun roof, of course. It was right onto my head.
I quickly pulled up the hood of my
rain coat, but all this resulted in was redirecting the little
stream of water off the top of my hood into my lap. I had a
big round wet spot in my frontal
crotch region and my skirt isn't one that
dries quickly.
The walk from the parking lot to the
metro just resulted in getting the entire front of me wet, so the
wet spot blended in nicely with the rest of my clothing. I got to spend an hour riding the train, feeling like I was sitting in my own
filth and wishing I was
back in my bed.