1000000 Hit Points and Maximum Charisma! (idea)

In his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard.

Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin!  I am a dervish of declension
        and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and
        maximum charisma!
         (spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it)
        Aha!  "Morire": to die.  "Morit": he, she, or it dies.
         (Willy morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps)
 Willy: "Moris": _you_ die.
Martin: Aah!  (runs off)
 Willy: (laughs) You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a
        live one?
         (his tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and
        squeezes him)
         (in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the
        floor)
Nelson: Ha ha!
-- "Treehouse of Horror VI"

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