Breaking Through the Screen of Relevance
If ever I have found a way into the fourth dimension, I have found it through sleep. If this world has placed upon itself the task of confusing any who enter into it, it has succeeded. These are a couple of my dreams:
In this first dream, I was flying through the air. As I looked around to either side, it became clear to me that I was soaring above the sands of a beach. And below me on this beach was a smiling child. He seemed to enjoy his current activity. He was flying a kite. Looking to the string he held in his hand, I slowly followed it to what it was connected to. It turns out that I was the kite. I then looked back into the sky to admire the site of the gulls soaring through the sky. When I looked back down, the child had transformed into Danny Bonaduce. Curiously enough, his neck had a massive syringe sticking out the side of it. He still laughed with the child's voice. Then, I woke up.
This second dream is my favorite. I'm rowing through the clouds in a canoe when, suddenly, the clouds open up. Between them I saw the face of Merle Haggard. I bagan to think "I always knew Merle Haggard was God". Then, I woke up.