Oi.. so.. I was at a wedding, my best friend was getting married. I was sitting there with my family. She and her "man" were exchanging these heartfelt vows they wrote themselves. After that, I stayed and there was another wedding. It was my ex. He was marrying some model. The vows were read to them, and they both looked bored. I saw him after the ceremony and he hugged me and told me I looked great. Then he slipped a hotel room key in my pocket, and whispered, "Later I will be there, with you, the one I really love.. you know this is just for show".. then I woke up.

I woke from my nap, the fone rang.. my friend called to tell me my ex was on NBC.. Why is my ex on my TV?