I swear to God
one of my cats is trying to seduce me. She licks down my arm to my hand, down to the tip of my
index finger, which she takes between her little brown otter paws and attempts to
deep throat. No part of this anecdote is exaggerated for humorous effect. This is disgusting. But I kind of want to yell
TAKE IT ALL!
Tonight Albert will be dragging me to that new titty movie with Keanu Reeves as Paul Westerberg. Will report.