PetPalace,
Don speaking.
Hi, I hope you can help me. I’ve called everywhere.
Yes
ma’am.
It’s
my cat, Teensy. He's a gray tabby. I call him Teensy because he’s a bit on the
chubby side.
Yes
ma’am.
It’s
sort of a little joke.
Yes
ma’am, what can we do for you and Teensy today.
Well
I have two cats, there was Teensy first, and now I have Boots. Boots was an outside cat most of his life, until I brought him here. Boots is a bit, um, streetwise. Much tougher than Teensy is. I’m afraid poor Teensy has developed
some sort of complex.
…Well…we
have some uh, books, on animal psychology…pet training…mostly for dogs…
No
no no. What I’m looking for—you know Don, sometimes I wake up and I
just can’t face the world. I just want to go back to bed and hide under the covers. But I fix my hair. Put on some lipstick. And I feel like a new woman.
...
What
I’m looking for, Don, is an eye patch.
Hello.
Don.
No,
I’m here…an eye patch.
Yes.
For
Teensy.
Yes. You
see Don, my feeling is, Teensy needs to be…a little tougher. A bit more like
Boots. The world can sometimes be so…I saw on the news where this man escaped
from prison, a very tough-looking customer. He was wearing an eye patch. What
is that saying…clothes make the man?
So…an
eye patch.
Yes.
Cat-sized.
Preferably.
Oh
darn.
What
is it Don.
We
just sold the last kitty eye-patch this morning.
Oh
dear.
Sorry
ma’am.
No
no no, I should’ve called sooner…poor Teensy…
Yes
ma’am, well, if that's all, I—
Thank you, Don, you’ve been very helpful.
Have
a nice day, ma’am.
You
too, Don. Nice talking with you.
…now
where is that…
...there
it is.
PetPlace, this is Kurt.
Hi. I'm calling about my cat. I hope you can help me.
I've called everywhere.
He's a tabby. A bit on the chubby side.
His name's Teensy.
It's
sort of a little joke.