Bong Water is an energized soft drink manufactured by the Real Things distributing co. Despite the use of advertising phrases such as "Do the Chronic" and "Get Stoned to the Bone," Bong Water is completely legal and non-alcoholic, though it contains whole beer extract.

Bong Water comes in a variety of flavors, named to appeal to stoner culture. These flavors are Chronic Tonic, Cottonmouth Quencher, Green Dreams, and Purple Haze.

Despite whole beer extract having supposed health benefits, the flavors in this line of beverage are not very appealing. They are disgusting, in fact. Nevertheless, you can find Bong Water sold in the Chicago area, and also online at www.drinkbongwater.com.