Oh,
god...it was
horrible! There were bodies everywhere, some
living, some
dead...some
worse. There must've been
thousands of them, clad in
geek memorabilia, angry fists held to the skies as they screamed "WHERE'S
EDB DAMNIT!!!"
And the
smell...Oh dear
lord, the
smell...
There was this guy there, his name was blowJoe or somethin'...and he kept talking about
thermonuclear warfare, against his own countrymen...they were preaching mass genocide!
And the
getting to know you discussions...I wish I had a machinegun sO I coUlD jUst GUN THEM ALL DOWN RIGHT THERE!!!! ARGHHHH I WANNA BE IN A
CULT!!! I TRIED ALL MY LIFE, BUT THEY JUST WOULDNT LET ME IN
D00D, THEY KEPT TALKING ABOUT MY
CHICKENWINGS BEING
OFF TOPIC!?!?! SSSNNNRRIIIISSNNNNRUUUUB!!!
But
anyways, I
disgress...
Originally, I came because I heard there were going to be
live,
petrified,
nude Natalie Portman lookalikes recruiting for the
soy army.
....I was sorely
disappointed.
The Real Story:We drank tea, talked and MADE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T THERE BECAUSE WE'RE ALL
COWARDS, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
no, I'm just joking...