My favorite capitalist. Turned his dad's billboard business into a communications empire. Likes to start Big Room flame wars - still living up to his "Mouth of the South" nickname. Fairly apolitical, but right-wing loonies tend to scare the fsck out of him; Asbestos Time! Puts his money where his mouth is, whether he's buying up property for conservation purposes, giving huge donations to the UN, or starting new cable channels to fill some (real or imagined) unmet niche.

Of course, since I wrote this, things have changed. I'm not sure if Steve Case will Let Ted Be Ted the way Gerald Levin did. But I will always love Mr. Turner, even if I have to shoot him some day.