Tailgating a fire engine. I pull on and off the shoulder trying to make up my mind about what to do. The cars behind are hesitant as well, following my timid motions. Finaly out of annoyance, I pass the fire engine and end up tailgating two more which turn off a short time later. It splits to two lanes and I come to a halt at a stoplight which is red.

Sitting on the side of the road behind the guard rail I see a group of small children playing. They approach and say something snotty, trying to heckle me. I say something in return with an intentional southern drawl, they are perceptive of me mocking them and run over to their dad who has been sitting on the hood of a beat up compact car. Convincing him that it had been me who initiated the antagonization, he saunters over with them in tow. He mumbles incoherently about givin me a lickin, beatin my ass, and how amped up he is on ritalin. I talk him out of it while uneasily eyeing his shaggy blond hair, unkempt stubble, and menacing demeanor.

Sitting on the stairs of the office building, I decided to paint on the window next to me. Once done, I started walking back up and passed a few people in their 70's. They must have alerted the police to my misdeed, as there were blue lights circling everywhere when I made it to my office and looked out the window. I walked down again out of curiousity and the cops were crawling all over each other sniffing and searching for clues. I chatted with the people mingling around and headed back up to the office. The police knocked on all the doors and asking for information and assistance, I said that I really wished I could have provided them with some help.