Pronounced MEER-oh-slav shuh-TAN. With the departure of Dominik Hasek from the roster two years ago has been the highest paid Sabre at 3.5 million a year. He is one of the few players in the league who acts as his own agent. Known for his great hands, above average feet, average defensive skills and below average grittiness (i.e. you won't see him check anyone). He came to the Sabres via a trade with the Edmonton Oilers.
Exemplary of Buffalo professional athletes in that he is a classic underachiever. He eeked out 40 goals in the Stanley Cup Season by scoring his 40th in the 82nd regular season game and hasn't been back to that level since.
When he orders Pizza he uses his first name since many pizzaria's think it is a crank call if he uses Satan.