urban myth (idea) by the gazelle

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The man who got a hoover stuck on his dick
The secretary who accidentally e-mailed to her boss
The guy who went to stay at his girlfriend's really posh house and sleep-walked into the parents' room and pissed on them
The housewife who put her poodle in the microwave
The bloke whose secretary arranged a birthday treat for him - in the dark - stripped off, and was confronted by everyone he knew, shouting "SURPRISE"
The hamster/gerbill that got stuck up Richard Gere's arse
Sorry, not that last one - I swear that oneis true - a friend of a friend's sister's aunt was actually there when that happened

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Hoover	Microwaved baby	ex-smoker	Penguin Behavior
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Chinese Restaurant Workers Revolt!	Eddie Clontz	Avenue D Man	Mini-saga