"I'm a level five Vegan. I don't eat anything that has a shadow."--
The Simpsons
A
person between the ages of
thirteen and
nineteen whom takes it upon themselves to
adopt a
cause for which the
purportedly feel
strongly.
It's fun and easy, too! First, make sure you fit the above
age criteria. Then, pick a topic from the following
list:
Now, become
vehemently pro or con on the subject, to the point that you would
stab someone with the opposing
viewpoint in the eye. The real
trick, however, is to appear as if you
care about whatever is is you're
all riled up over without holding any true
feelings regarding the subject. It brings to
my mind doublethink from
Orwell's
1984, but,
trust me, its not that
deep. Now, the
coup de grace, change your topic atleast every two
months and at most every
day.
Congratulations, you are now a
teenage moral hobbyist.