Beer bongs are a quick way to get
shitfaced beyond
shitfaced. They're pretty
simple:
A long
hose, usually about 18-36" with a
funnel attached to one end.
With one end of the
tube near your
mouth, covered with your
thumb, beer is poured into the funnel and fills the tube. After getting most of the air
bubbles and
foam out, the thumb is removed and the tube placed in the mouth.
NOW SUCK IT DOWN! GO GO GO GO!!!
Some people claim to be able to "open their throats" and let the beer
flow down. I have no doubt this is possible, but it's
urban legend as far as I'm concerned. Most people just drink as fast as they can, which usually isn't fast enough. Beer
gets all over the damn place.
Like I say, you can get pretty fucking drunk using these. A
bong virgin will sometimes
spew all the beer right back up after
gagging.
Really
fancy beer bongs will have a nice, large
diameter tube, big funnel, and a
valve at the mouth end so you don't need to depend on your thumb, in case you get too
drunk to maintain
motor skills.