display | more...

Click here to win! Look, I'm flashing, and I look like a Windows drop down list!

Banner ads are dumb. And I'm a Mac user; I'm not going to be tricked into clicking on a Windows-style drop-down menu.

Comparison Shop. Channels. Rewards. Email & Tools.

Hmm.

Win Dinner & a Movie?

No.

Win Free Rent or Mortgage for One Year! Win AFI's Funniest Films!

I said no.

Sign up! Sign in! Member center!

Stop it.

Super Searches for shopping, entertainment, or news?

No.

Autos. Real Estate. Insurance. Legal Help. Fashion & Beauty. Travel. Buy Books.

Nope.

Health? Horoscopes? Auto Financing? MyPrimeTime? Find a Lawyer? Small Business?

Uh-uh.

Domain Name Registration! Submit a Site! PC HelpDesk! Downloads!

No!

Dear God, man! What are you looking for?

I think I remember being able to search the web from here.

Sigh. Okay. You want text mode. One banner ad, plus a Visa logo.

How do I get text mode?

Add this to the end of the URL: /cgi-bin/query?text

Thanks.

Don't tell anybody I told you, okay?

Log in or register to write something here or to contact authors.