Findings:

• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• Chicago notices you aren't listening and increases the volume
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Birds Aren't Real
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• glad
• I'm Glad
• glad I caught it
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm glad I'm white
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Glad Tidings
• GladRags
• Glad to be gay
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• i sing of Olaf glad and big
• Glad (user)
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm glad you're here.
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Glad for the company
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone

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