Findings:

• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• because I have given up any care
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• People have fucked up before
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• People want what they cannot have
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They must have faces
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They didn't have the heart
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• You stole what they would have given you
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• They Have a Word for It
• They could have saved Kevin
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• They have no bones.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They have bears in Italy
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Eye contact at a distance
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• On the Air Because They Care
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I went up a different person, came down somebody else
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They have taken enough
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• He's been places they have not.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Beating a dead horse
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• The United Airlines beating incident
• Because
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons

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