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The path of the righteous noder is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the fled noder and the tyranny of fascist editors.

Blessed is he, who in the name of linking and grammar
shepherds the newbie through the Valley of E2.
For he is truly his database's keeper, and the finder of lost talent.

And I will strike down upon thee with great swallowing and furious borging
those who attempt to poison and destroy my database.

And you will know my name is the Death Borg
when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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