Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "For stealing a candy from the store, pay ten thousand dollars or go to prison for thirty years"

• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• stealing candy from babies
• Project Ten Dollar
• a breath that lasts a thousand years
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Rob Peter to pay Paul
• Ten stars or so
• Thirty Years War
• What happens to my soul if I go mad? Does it stay trapped inside or is it floating free?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
• Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Three McDonald's: Ten Thousand Singing Tomorrows
• The First Ten Years
• ten thousand hours of practice
• Thirty Years' War
• Ten Years Gone
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• kid in a candy store
• ten dollars
• An American in Tours
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• From Here We Go Sublime
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• Where do we go from here?
• To Althea From Prison
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• At a pay phone outside a convenience store in East Fooville
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• Ten Years After
• Days or Years
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• shot of whiskey with a Ten year chaser
• Ten Thousand Men of Harvard
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• This day I completed my thirty first year
• Thirty Years in a Well
• One Telling Ten Thousand
• Ten Years of Terror: The 2010 Halloween Horrorquest
• Used book stores, I love you. I am unwilling to let you go.
• The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
• A day, a thousand years, a thousand generations.
• I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• from the teens to the thirties
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Improving your chess game
• A View from the Year 3000
• Counting from Ten and Other Stories
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Hell on Ten Dollars a Day
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• store and recover corrupted data from CD/DVDs
• Not from the head
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• GO TEN (user)
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Pay five dollars -- see the alien
• Shit or Go Blind
• Is this the last four years or what?
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Ten years later my mother cried again
• Ten thousand frozen, burning stars
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• ten thousand
• When I was ten years old
• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Go big or go home
• Dollar store
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Valley of Ten Thousand Smokes
• Ten Years Behind A Bible, My Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
• threescore years and ten
• A short-lived peace: the start of Vietnam's ten thousand day war
• Thirty Years' War (node_forward)
• Thirty years since the end of the world
• we all spend ten years trying to find our voice
• Historical parallels between World War I and the Thirty Years' War
• Thousand year eggs
• To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
• Battles of the Thirty Years War (category)
• The Ten Thousand Doors of January
• Ten Years and More
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• The Two Dollar Rare Book Store
• i'll meet you in another world, and hold you for a thousand years
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• cotton candy
• John Candy
• Candied
• Candy Overdose
• Maple Sugar Candy
• Jar Jar tongue candy
• Andies Candies
• Candy is Dandy
• Eye Candy (user)
• Flower candy
• Milk candy
• candy kid
• The Big Rock Candy Mountain
• The Devil's Candy
• candy cane
• candy coat
• The -heads line of candy
• Candy Quack (user)
• candy necklace
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Rare Candy
• candied fruit
• Candy Matson
• Candy Cummings
• whisked through time-tubes of candied air to an archipelago of moon-worlds, sterile and deserted
• Defending yourself with Halloween candy
• Candied peach ice cream
• candied ginger
• frozen candy bars
• Brain candy
• candy is violent (user)
• Too much candy
• Strawberry And Cream Candy vs The Clitoris
• candy apples (user)
• candy bar
• Hershey's Mint Chocolate Candy Canes
• I'm just here for the candy
• purple candy (user)
• Annabelle's Candy
• Hershey's Candy Cane Kisses
• Histoire de l'Oeil and The Candy Club, Richmond
• candy mic (user)
• CANDY B (user)
• fun-size candy
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• A Diller, A Dollar
• three dollar bill
• dollar votes

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