Findings:
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- It's a War With no Winners!
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- A short-lived peace: the start of Vietnam's ten thousand day war
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- The Start of the Cheesecake War
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- The sinking of the USS Eisenhower and the start of World War III
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- Star Wars: Republic Commando
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- War hath no fury like a non-combatant
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- When you blow out like a dead star
- LPPR: Remembering the dead from the war on drugs
- Dominion War
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- The Punic Wars and the Fall of the Roman Republic
- We had no bait but our tongues
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- War is hell but men like it
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- My War Gone By, I Miss It So
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- there is a great war between abstraction and the concrete reality
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- The Secret Connections Between Harry Potter and Star Wars
- The Civil War Began In My Front Yard And Ended In My Parlor
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- My beating by refugees is a symbol of the hatred and fury of this filthy war
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Similarities between Stargate and Atlantis: The Lost Empire- Coincidence or plagiarism?
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- War Without End, Part One
- War by Other Means (e2poll)
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- End the War on Drugs
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Germany
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Parallels between Star Wars and the Wild West
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- War Between the States
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Core Wars
- I suggest you start with the dead.
- Comparisons between the plot of Eragon and Star Wars
- No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
- Parallels between the War Against Terrorism and the Cold War
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Planet of the Dead
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Fundamentalist Empire and the Iraq War
- Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Historical parallels between World War I and the Thirty Years' War
- War Without End, Part Two
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Star Wars: Jade Empire
- An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
- Entrepreneurship in the South African Border War
- Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy
- In the war between information and poetry, poetry always wins.
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- Butt Wars
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
- Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- Oceania has never been at war
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Swimming pool injury
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Here Comes the War
- Between Planets
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- between the wars
If you Log in you could create a "Fought from 2215-2377; It started between the Nothari and Aridisani Empires towards the Galactic Core but slowly spread outwards to engulf the Ki'dai Hegemony and Krell Hives by 2320. In late 2362, the Interstellar Republic and the Dominion got involved when the Ki'dai started raiding our border planets for supplies and "recruits." The war ended in 2377 with the signing of the Treaty of Dalucia. Trillions were dead across the Galaxy. Hundreds of planets had been either rendered completely barren or absolutely destroyed. In a war with no actual winner, many remarked that it looked like the Dominion and the Republic, both relative newcomers, seemed to come out on top." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.