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He called me Sarah once
He taught me how to smoke
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
he tried to kill me with a forklift
he calls me girly (user)
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
The day he gave me a lift
Chris and What He Untaught Me
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
he calls me monster
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
I had no idea what he thought about me.
He has redefined me, again and again
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
He that is not with me is against me.
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
He makes me feel alone just by being there
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
he that is not with me is against me
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He Hate Me
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
My crush asked if he could kiss me
Jesus He Knows Me
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
she, he, and me
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
For my father, in the event he finds me
For my brother, in the event he finds me
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
he kissed me for a year and a half
He brings me books like flowers
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
He
He said, expecting the answer no
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He's Gone
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
Don't Go Out the Door
Song of the Sorceress
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
He never returned
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
Even my faults he adores
I Am He that Aches with Love
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Sandman Slim
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
He Really Wasn't That Great
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
In Your Heart You Know He's Right
In your guts you know he's nuts
He Hudas not pay
And we killed him and he's dead.
He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
If he's late, you can always start without him
More than he was willing to give
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
It's just the way that he walks
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Our God, He Is Alive
He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He gave her a daisy
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
He asks, anxious to hear the story
He Who Is Death
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
He never looked back
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
I married him because he was not mean
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
HES
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
He doesn't bite
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
I didn't say he ate your dog
He searches
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
He will bring us goodness and light
He weaves his words
He called around 5:30
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
HES 5 Game Multi-cart
HES Single Pirate Cart
HES 4 Game Multi-cart
He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch

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