Findings:

• i am an octopus in the shape of a man
• Fastest Man Alive
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• i am a fragment of a man
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am the wind dreaming that I am a man.
• The Happiest Man Alive
• The Last Man Alive
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am alive and breath flows through my lungs and my heart still beats.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• I am a man
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• When I am an old man
• I am not an attractive man
• Dead or Alive
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Roasting and eating a goose alive
• His Name Is Alive
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• Alive Alone
• Dead Alive
• Buried Alive
• How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Is Everything Alive?
• Alive and Kicking
• and I eat you alive
• Chuck D's 18 Reasons why 2Pac is alive
• Mummies Alive!
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Hampton Comes Alive
• Alive In Athens
• Your words keep me alive
• We built a city in the desert, alive with chimes
• Five Alive
• If Jesus were alive today
• How to stay alive on a motorcycle
• Dead or Alive 2
• I was alive again
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• Our God, He Is Alive
• Keepin' The Summer Alive
• XXXX is alive and well and living in YYYY
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Alive!
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The night was alive, and so was I
• "Those suckers are alive!"
• Dead Or Alive 3
• A simple celebration of being alive
• Now my computer system is alive
• In this moment I feel alive
• Keeping a severed head alive
• Frampton Comes Alive
• Alive in the West Manifest
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Alive and magnificent
• alive (user)
• exquisite mind, alive corpse
• brimming with blood, though not necessarily alive
• On living and being alive
• alive she cried (user)
• Sexism is alive and well on Madison Avenue
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• It's Alive
• Island of the Alive
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• Keep the dream alive
• coming alive
• Why I Hate Being Alive
• American Pie Presents: Something is Alive in Her Bosom 2
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• Still Alive
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Only Lovers Left Alive
• Fire Is Alive
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• Stay Alive
• Stay Alive (Reprise)
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• He's Alive
• More Alive Than Me
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• Still Alive and Well
• i vow to keep this fire alive
• Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
• more concrete than an ideal and more alive than a program
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• Only Today I Felt Alive, Dead the Other Days
• I Am
• Frankfurt am Main
• am
• .am
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Luke, I am your father
• 3 A.M. Eternal
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Am I happy?
• I think therefore I am
• Who am I?
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• I am a fish
• Why I am neurotic about love
• AMM
• I am a rape survivor
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am scared
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• Am I The Antichrist?
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• When am I an adult?
• I am Canadian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love

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