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• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• we can all just be around other people
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• A toad can die of light!
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• One letter can make all the difference
• windows where I can look out
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• All I can do
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• Language of the dead
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Can I eat him, boss?
• All you can eat
• I can make a bong out of anything
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Can I have a light?
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• We Can all Die Like This
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• anybody can make lights
• We can rebuild him
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Can buoy
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• that can made you sick
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• After the flood all the colors came out
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• canned laughter
• canned hunt
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• pull out all the stops
• Your smoking can harm others
• cans
• Canned goods
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Can hook
• Nothing can stop me now
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Asking for a favor
• Can things really change?
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned coffee
• Can porn appeal to women?
• How can you sleep at night?
• I can see her face
• I can hear you
• As far as the eye can see
• Any song can be a love song
• Prince Albert in a can
• How can people listen to that crap?
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• can of whoopass
• coffee can
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• Be all that you can be
• Can God lie?
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• Water can
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?

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