Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He Looked Like the Summer
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- He never looked back
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- He doesn't bite
- He was found
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Don't Go Out the Door
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He just looks
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- pretends to sleep as he looks her over
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He smiles but it's not real.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- he doesn't talk
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
- Li He
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- He's a good guy friend
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- He never returned
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- he'
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- He Knows Not Their Names
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The day I found out I was a guy
- s/he
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Even my faults he adores
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- I like the way he reads poetry
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He Hudas not pay
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Song of the Sorceress
- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- He
- he/she
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He Is Born
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- great things he has taught us
- Why won't he call?
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- he says
- Yi he quan
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- The Man He Killed
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- "Fill it in", he said.
- he just died
- He fled
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- he who (user)
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- hes (user)
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- He said, expecting the answer no
- doesn't look like anything to me
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- He's Jack
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