Findings:
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You stole what they would have given you
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- Have you been a dad today?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I would like to have emotions
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Bernie would have won
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- These are the moments I would share with you
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- you would have been
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- What pornos would have us believe
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- he would have laughed
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- he would have cried
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Dead people I have known
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Dad
- Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
- Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Psycho Dad
- double dad
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Essence of Dad
- My dad is a crack whore magnet
- You mean the me that you would be
- camping with dad
- Dad at the beach
- My Two Dads
- Ghost Dad
- my dad is two people
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
- Rich Dad Poor Dad
- deadbeat dad
- D-A-D
- Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
- Dad's Root Beer
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- Oh yeah, and my dad died.
- scots single dad (user)
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- On watching your dad vandalize city property
- ya dad (user)
- Ian's Dad (user)
- Grand Dad says no scragging
- My Dad in the Desert
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- in the dark of my heart, dad
- Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
- Bela Lugosi's Dad
- Your Dad's Husband (user)
- The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- My dad died
- White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
- dad joke
- The Dead
- Better Off Dead
- The Dead Parrot Sketch
- Evil Dead 2
- Dead Can Dance
- dead
- God is Dead
- Dead Cities
- Night of the Living Dead
- Dawn of the Dead
- The Evil Dead
- Speaker for the Dead
- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
- dead end
- Dead or Alive
- dead presidents
- Paul is dead
- Intellectually drop dead gorgeous
- dead dog
- Grateful Dead
- Tibetan Book of the Dead
- Dead Kennedys
- Dead Poets Society
- Cult of the Dead Cow
- Drop Dead Fred
- Book of the Dead
- mostly dead
- Dead Souls
- Red Sea Pedestrian
- Judges of the dead
- Play Dead Coffins
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Dead Sports Leagues
- Jah no dead
- Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
- pingouin is dead
- Dead beat
- Deads
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- Dead God
- Lenny Bruce is Dead
- Exquisite Dead Guy
- Dead Chicken (user)
- Bringing Out the Dead
- François is perhaps dead...
- Dead People Server
- neil's Book of the Dead
- Dead pigeon
- Dead ringer
- Dead spit
- Dead Heading
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