Findings:

• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Death of Doctor Island
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• Would that I were a Poet
• The dog who would not move
• What would you bring to a deserted island? (category)
• The Name of the Doctor
• Doctor Schwa (user)
• Doctor Who
• spin doctor
• The Doctor
• Doctor Pepper
• Doctor Mirabilis
• witch doctor
• Doctors Without Borders
• I do not like doctors
• The Good Doctor
• Water doctor
• Doctor Dre
• The Cobbler Turned Doctor
• M-x doctor
• Old Doctor
• You mean the me that you would be
• Doctor Foster
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• doctor dash (user)
• Doctor Evazan
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• Doctor Faustus
• Doctor Worm
• Doctor Detroit
• Doctor Wu
• Doctor Splat (user)
• Ancient Roman Doctors
• play doctor
• Doctor Fate
• Doctor Strange
• The Doctors
• Doctor V64
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• RMS vs the Doctor
• script doctor
• Doctor Octopus
• Dr. Slump
• Juris doctor
• Royal Flying Doctor Service
• Doctor Meyers
• Doctor My Eyes
• The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman
• Doctor Fishboy (user)
• conversation between doctors and children
• Doctor Qui
• Doctor Thorne
• Doctor from Lhasa
• Barefoot Doctor
• Doctor Robert
• trust the doctor (user)
• Young Doctors in Love
• Doctor Knowall
• Doctor of the Church
• Spin Doctors
• family doctor
• The Circus of Doctor Lao
• Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
• Doctor jokes
• Doctor Yellow
• Theme from Doctor Pyser
• The Five Doctors
• Doctor Bong
• Doctor Sivana
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Doctor Fugwump (user)
• Doctor Strange (user)
• Doctor Doom
• Doctor Gene (user)
• Posing as a doctor is illegal in all fifty states
• Doctor Doom (user)
• Doctor Brodie's Report
• Doctor in the house
• Doctor Phibes Rises Again
• Bubbles' Trip To See the Doctor
• The Doctor and the Prince of Darkness Meet Again
• Aircon doctor (user)
• Doctor Uncle (user)
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor strikes again
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor and the fates
• Fuzzy Poet Doctor and Faith
• Doctor Mindbender
• Doctor Who (category)
• Doctor Schlock (user)
• The Crying Doctor
• Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
• Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
• Medical Doctor
• Is there a witch doctor in the house?
• Doctor Korgon's Robotic Opus
• Doctor Korgon's imperfect clone
• Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
• The 11th Doctor
• The Doctor's Wife
• The Fourth Doctor
• The Doctor's Daughter
• Sarah visits the doctor
• Clockheart, the bridge's doctor

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