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So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
I shaved my head last night
Falling asleep last night
I had a dream last night
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
I spent all of last night dancing on graves
The seizure I had last night
last night I dreamed of dragons
Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
Steven's Last Night In Town
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
More hips!
The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
what we did last night
a memory of last night's storm
Last night I heard Caruso sing
Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
Last Night on Earth
She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
He Really Wasn't That Great
Last Night
Last Night of the Proms
something I found last night
Dream Log: November 1, 1999
The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
I Dreamed of You Last Night
My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
I spent last night searching for a body
This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
Last night, I slept in your arms
Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
Beethoven's Last Night
Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
Last Cigarette of the Night
The last night of the earth poems
Last Night in Soho
I Saw Her Again Last Night
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
Kill Your Boyfriend
Existentialists make bad boyfriends
Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
The Boyfriend's Death
The $20,000 Boyfriend
Surrogate boyfriend syndrome
When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
Transgender boyfriend
Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
so, it wasn't all for nothing
The gyaru boyfriend scale
Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
206
Your Boyfriend Hates You
The Revolution is my boyfriend!
I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
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He
He said, expecting the answer no
He is radical and funky fresh!
he/she
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
s/he
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
He's Gone
hes (user)
He's Jack
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He Is Born
Li He
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Chris and What He Untaught Me
I Am He that Aches with Love
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
great things he has taught us
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Surah 80 He Frowned!
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
He fled
The Man He Killed
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
I like the way he reads poetry
He's a good guy friend
He Knows Not Their Names
The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
He thinks I don't, but I do
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
He who wants to fight will find a club
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Yi he quan
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
A Quick One (While He's Away)
He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
he just died
he o hitte shiri tsubome
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
He giggles, as he wiggles
A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
The one he murdered once still loves him
"Fill it in", he said.
He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
Xiao Sha Lao He!
He and she are one
If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
He makes me feel alone just by being there
José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He Hate Me
He who controls the past controls the future
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
H.E. Roscoe
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
"Shut up," he explained
At least he was gentle
He died on a Sunday morning
He says the most beautiful things
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
It's just the way that he walks
He not busy being born is busy dying
For my father, in the event he finds me
A man is known by the company he keeps.
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Our God, He Is Alive
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
He gave her a daisy
He would shrink into the sky if he could
he held secret conversations with statues
He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
He is so heavy when he whispers
The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false

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