Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you're buying ten boxes of Cheez-its that doesn't count as one item just because it's one product"

• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• To the world you're just one person
• You're the one i saw first
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Just One
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• it's just one of those nights..
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter ten
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• You're the One that I Want
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You're the One
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• one thing just tears him down
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• One Telling Ten Thousand
• Buying cigarettes one at a time
• Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Love the One You're With
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Such are the clouds and storms and quicksands and thousand and one items
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Just one more
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Be a model or just look like one
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• just one second hold (user)
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One year, just.
• Just For One (user)
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
• Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
• Just One Of Those Days
• Prime Factorization of the Numbers One Through Ten
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• The Young Ones
• One Foot in the Grave
• that one
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• ones
• one-night stand
• One Lap of America
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• One
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just the Ten of Us
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Pepsi One
• In one sitting
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One Love
• because it wasn't just the air
• loved one
• everything is on the One
• deep one
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• The One
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Infinity plus one
• just because they never bothered to really do
• One Nation
• Trust No One
• One Ring
• in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• One-Winged Angel
• Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
• The Other One
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• One Shot One Kill
• one name phenomenon
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The Big One
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• one inch punch
• Channel One
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Ten items of crucial interest to the future residents of 428 Barson Street, Santa Cruz, California
• just because
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• One Crazy Summer
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Anonymous One (user)
• one of the lost
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Great Old Ones
• Obsequious One (user)
• One Node to Rule Them All
• One Microsoft Way
• Tie one on
• number one
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• one armed bandit

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