Li Kao

Quote of the Day
I could rape the stripes off of a sock monkey

Alright, Alright! I admit it. I'm a cock.

"I’m not a kid anymore
I don’t know what I did anymore
But on every damn pass, karma bushwacks my ass
And I get it all back"

"...and the chickens were merciless."

I LIEKS ME TEH SCUBA!

Been There, Dove That

Caribbean and Mexico:
Bahamas, Mexico( Cancun, Cozumel, Cabo San Lucas, Cabo Pulmo), Belize, Grand Cayman, Honduras (Roatan, Cayos Cochinos), St. Croix, St. John, St. Thomas (where I lived and learned the magical art of swimming with the fishes at the tender age of 15), Turks and Caicos

United States:
Florida (Marathon, Pennekamp Reef, Crystal Springs) ,Texas (Lake Travis), Hawaii (Kauai)

Micronesia:
Palau (Jellyfish Lake *BOGGLE*), Yap

Thailand:
Ko Samui, Ko Tao

"For every hand extended, another lies in wait.
Keep your eyes on that one - Anticipate."

Listen Up!:
Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Cat Power, Circle of Fifths, Cowboy Junkies, Dead Can Dance, Ani DiFranco, Sir Edward Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor (Mr. Ma or Jackie, take your pick), godspeed you black emperor!, Gomez, Spalding Gray, Michael Hedges, Laurence Juber, Joni Mitchell, Liz Phair, Pixies, Mary Prankster, Quintron, Secondary dominant, They Might Be Giants, Tool, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Jim White, Neil Young

"All you know about me is what I've sold you..."

Lookie Here!:
Atom - A book by Steve Aylett, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Blade Runner , Bridge of Birds A novel by Barry Hughart, The City of Lost Children, Clerks, Consider Phlebas and Excession - Novels by Iain Banks,Down By Law, The Grifters, Grosse Point Blank, Heavenly Creatures, Iron and Silk - A novel by Mark Salzman AND a movie, Life During Wartime - A novel by Lucius Shepard, Pi - the movie, PiHKAL - A "fictional" account by Alexander Shulgin and Ann Shulgin, Pink Flamingos, Shadow of the Vampire, Shakes the Clown, Slaughterhouse Five, Snow Crash - a novel by Neal Stephenson.

"What about MY needs as a thirsty, hungry, horny clown?!"

Tasty Bits!:
Banana Bread, Banana Pancakes, Berbere, BulGoGi, Butterfinger McFlurry *SNORT*, Chocolate Fondant, Chocolate Snickerdoodles, cream cheese brownies, fried pickles, Moroccan eggplant salad, Mother Sauces, Parmigiano, Serrano and spinach tiropetes, Tres Leches, Twice cooked cheese souffle, wasabi

"If you can hear a piano fall you can hear me coming down the hall.
If I could just hear your pretty voice I don't think I need to see you at all"

Notes to Self to Node:
• Chicken Fight
• Lazy Gun
• Life During Wartime
• Temple of Doom
• Devil's Throat
• Laurence Juber
• Adrian Legg
• Aly Bain
• Herschell Gordon Lewis
• Phil Cunningham
• Blood-brain barrier
• Grapefruit Juice

Appendix A