Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- You, standing
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- Am I This Or Not?
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Am I Hot or Not?
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- 54-40 or fight!
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- Be a model or just look like one
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Truth or Dare
- To be or not to be
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Sew or Staple?
- paper or plastic
- Spit or swallow?
- Either/Or
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- island or lake?
- Pair or Single
- I am the only being whose doom...
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Bobby Orr
- Bad command or file name
- and/or
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Your Money or Your Life
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
- My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- male or female
- Your place or mine?
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Glen or Glenda
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- For Better or For Worse
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- -or
- Jan Ors
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- or
- Is language innate or learned?
- Take it or leave it
- more or less
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- St. John's or St. John?
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- shift left (or right) logical
- Bikini or thong?
- sooner or later
- Squid or Sailor?
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Live Free Or Die!
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- To Stir or Not to Stir
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- believe it or not
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Abused or neglected children
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
- I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- The drum of death is being beaten.
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- A Letter from Mom and Dad
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Exclusive Or
- Dead or Alive
- Skate or Die
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Portland, Oregon
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Our way or the highway
- Red or Blue Pill
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- My country, right or wrong!
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- Queen or country?
- Trick or treat
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Lila or a Lie
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
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