Findings:
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- Mr. Lunch takes the bus. In fact, he prefers it.
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He who has ears, let him hear
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- I married him because he was not mean
- He smiles but it's not real.
- He loved Big Brother.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- But can a robot love.
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He Hudas not pay
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- he says
- He never returned
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- he just died
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Two Fat Ladies
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- He's Jack
- s/he
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- He fled
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- It ain't over till the fat lady sings
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- He said, expecting the answer no
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- Li He
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- hes (user)
- I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
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- Why won't he call?
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I like the way he reads poetry
- The Man He Killed
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Yi he quan
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- He's a good guy friend
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Even my faults he adores
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- I love you, but I dare not tell you.
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- To a Fat Lady Seen from the Train
- Short, fat, slimy and fundamentally corrupt
- Mr. fat pants (user)
- The Fat Lady Sings
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- He
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- he/she
- he who (user)
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He's Gone
- He Is Born
- great things he has taught us
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- Song of the Sorceress
- Don't Go Out the Door
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