A little known fact outside of the Australasia region, is that New Zealanders have 2 sheep for every person. This is frightening. Mix this with idea that they are a backwards nation with an accent which makes them say "fush and chups" and you don't want to know what they do with their sheep.

In Australia, it is a long standing tradition to baselessly accuse New Zealanders of fucking sheep. God know's what else they can do over there.

However, point this out to New Zealanders and they will feign astonishment. They refer to sheep as fluffy love clouds, and New Zealand innovation has brought about the inflatable sheep with battery powered hip wiggle.

It is suspected that New Zealand is also the capital of a sinister porno sheep training industry. I have it on good word that Flossie the most beautiful sheep in the world was broken in there.

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