Thats right, you heard me
, I refuse to be conned
or otherwise into fixing your computer
. Most likely the problem is one which could be fixed if you just read the damn instructions
or even just thought about it for two seconds before yelling out 'BRETT!!' at my closed bedroom door
Example of case
: We've recently had Optus@Home broadband internet
installed at home. Dad wanted to go on it while sitting in the loungeroom, so he takes my sisters laptop from her bedroom, including the RJ-45 cable
which he had to disconnect from the socket in the wall. He sits in the loungeroom
, having plugged the power back in, but not the RJ-45 cable.
When he then gets 'Cannot Connect to Server
' errors, he wonders why. Instead of taking one or two mental steps back from the situation and seeing if the damn laptop is plugged into the wall (and then into my Slackware proxy
), he comes and says sheepishly
to me 'Um, I can't get on the internet'. Jebus
!!, he was the one who helped me install the damn wall sockets in the first place. He's normally a smart guy, but sometimes I wonder
One time that I didn't mind that I was beleaguered
for geek help was when I was walking through the corridors at my High School. A teacher that I don't think I'd ever spoken a word to comes up to me (while I'm walking to the computer rooms, no doubt), and then proceeds to ask me a fairly complex question regarding their computer. I know that I have (had? - I'm in Uni now...), a bit of a reputation amongst the IT teachers (and I use the term 'teachers' loosely) at my highschool, for being the one to ask when there's a problem, but this was new.
It's maybe a little odd, but at the time I didn't see anything odd about this, (probably because I was still half asleep
from my International Studies
class I had just finished). I don't think I even raised an eyebrow at the question - I proceeded to answer the question
, while munching
on my sandwich
, and continuing on walking.
I have lost count the number of times I have been annoyed by other students during IT classes at highschool. I thought it would have ended when I made it to Uni, but it's only gotten worse. It's always the pretty girls too, they know perfectly well, that if they do a little flirting
I'm certain to help them. Well, that might have worked in High School, but its sure not gonna work anymore.
I don't think I'm alone in the geek community
when I shout the words No I will not fix your computer.
I think I'm gonna go order that T-Shirt