Ode of the sweaty monkey humping my leg
Yeh, to ye
ole monkey
For your
humping is just
swell,
I've never really known you
monkey,
And your
breath smells just
swell,
Your
ass is
round a
plump fair monkey,
And your
sweat makes me want to
yell,
And your
intention is
good fair monkey,
Your as sweet as
Ghost in the Shell,
But
woe to
thee poor monkey,
For you
shall goto
hell,
For
god dose not favor you,
Especally when you
hump so well.
This is quite
obvious, but; a
monkey is humping a religious persons
leg, they enjoy it a bit too much, and they appear to be mildly into
bestality. The
monkeys
reasoning is not presented to reduce the
complexitity. The last four lines leave the impression that god loves he who sins, but not when they do it in such a
professional way.
And now the reason why I wrote this silly pice...
For some reason, I was walking through a
zoo, and I saw a man of
god allow himself to be humped by an
escaped monkey. He just looked down in
disgust, then cracked a
weird and
creepy smile, as if he enjoyed it a bit too much. This is dedicated to him.