Findings:

• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tell them I hate them!
• Tell Them
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Officer Friendly
• Police Officer
• officer
• customs officer
• Petty Officer
• Pilot Officer
• Flying Officer
• officer of the law
• An Officer and a Thug
• Letter to a Non-Commissioned Officer
• An Officer and a Gentleman
• Officer Buckle and Gloria
• Assault on a law enforcement officer
• Stop, Drop and Roll, Officer Bacon!
• A Starfleet Officer's Field Guide to First Contact
• commissioned officer
• in defense of police officers
• line officer
• officer's country
• Officer of the Watch
• security officer
• OFFiceR Yum-Yum (user)
• Officer Edgar Mallory
• Ten questions for your company's safety officer
• Officer Obie
• The Three Chief Officers of the Island of Britain
• commanding officer
• warrant officer
• Peace Officers Memorial Day
• Certification Officer
• Officer Anderson (user)
• Association of Magisterial Officers
• Fire Officers Association
• Association of Principal Fire Officers
• National Association of Probation Officers
• Probation Officer
• Revenue Protection Officer
• Seamen officers of the Anti-Spanish Armada Fleet
• Prison Officers Association
• Air Force Reserve Officer Training Corps
• Noncommissioned officer
• Chief and Assistant Chief Fire Officers' Association
• Junior House Officer
• Senior House Officer
• flag officer
• general officer
• company grade officer
• Chemical Officer
• Limited duty officer
• Master Warrant Officer
• Chief Warrant Officer
• non-commissioned officer
• Officer Cadet
• Recruiting Officer of Shih-Hao
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Young officers coup
• Stolen truck, laceration, yes officer I can explain everything
• RAF Initial Officer Training
• Deck officer
• A&A officer
• Squadron Officer School
• RAF Officer Training
• Presidential Communications Officer
• Officer Parry (user)
• The Officers of Di-Phi: A Sestina
• National and Local Government Officers Association
• An officer and a hobo
• Naval Combat Systems Engineering Officer
• Communications officer
• Sanitation officer
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• truant officer
• The Yokota Officer's Club
• jail the CEO and the top 4 officers
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Stefan Tell
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• William Tell
• William Tell Overture
• tell it to Sweeney
• tell your friends
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Tell me a story about trains
• tell Tchaikovsky the news
• show and tell
• Tell everyone
• Tell me a story about elephants
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Show, don't tell
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• How to tell if tailgating is your fault
• My first comet
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Sore throat cure
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Tell me about your secret places
• It's much easier to tell the truth
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Go Tell It on the Mountain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• How to tell where you are in Manhattan
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• tell me the truth
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Don't ask don't tell
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All
• Though you can tell me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Don't tell me everything
• Tell me another lie
• How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Being a dickhead
• Why tell me that?
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door

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