Ouchy the Clown is a 38 year old, bisexual man based in San Francisco. Ouchy has achieved some measure of fame due to the unusual professional services he provides.
Ouchy is a triple threat in the adult clown domain, providing:
Ouchy's rates are currently $100 US/hr, with a 2.5 hour minimum. The official Ouchy website at http://www.ouchytheclown.com has more information, and contact info.
And sorry parents, he doesn't do children's birthday parties.