Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "So, basically fan fiction but with an editor and like somebody got payed for it. Probably."

• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• What it's like to be in love
• fan fiction
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• like you're blind but still can see
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• An Amateur Researcher's Glossary of Fan Fiction Terms: Lite Edition
• Star Trek Erotic Fan Fiction Clichés
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• We like you! Probably.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• and but so
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Fan Fiction (category)
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• so i heard you like mudkips
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• But I Like You
• War is hell but men like it
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Hot pursuit
• But can you still cry like a child?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• The Fiction Editor
• An Amateur Researcher's Analytical Look At Fan Fiction
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Immortality is basically free now, except that you still die.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Somebody Calls and You Answer Quite Slowly

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