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• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• The twelve words of power
• I can no longer tell you
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Pitch accent in the Japanese language
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• The Most Good You Can Do
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• The Most Terrible Time in My Life
• Norwegian Pronunciation Guide
• Tradition is a terrible vice
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can, but you may not
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• they carry but they do not understand
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• I can only speak for myself
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• World's most flexible programming language
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Mandibular block injection
• His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
• World's most narrowly useful programming language
• It reminds me of melancholy, and vice versa
• vice versa
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• You can run, but you can't hide
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• But what are they really thinking?
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• We had no bait but our tongues
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• They are all pretty but fading.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• But can a robot love.
• like you're blind but still can see
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• but with words we can create anything
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• This poem can be put off no longer
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Rules for Spanish accents
• Every Which Way but Loose
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!

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