...nodeshell...

My hair is falling out

...sucks to be you.

My feet hurt. I have a mortgage.

...sucks to be you.

My dog 'sparkles' ran away. A gopher dug up my flowerbed. My son is eating paste.

...sucks to be you.

I can't get a date to the prom. I only have a 1999 Jaguar, and not a 2000. Life is not fair.

...sucks to be you.

My Super-Excercise Machine 3000 isn't making my butt any tighter. This wrinkle cream isn't making me any more beautiful. They moved 'Friends' to tuesday night, instead of thursday. I can't find my Fat-Free Snackwells cookies anywhere.

...sucks to be you.

...sucks to be you.

There are millions of people in the world dying, killing, fearing, hating and living in much worse curcumstances than you. Trust me, you're life isn't as bad as you think.

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