Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We'll apologize because we're tired of scary people threatening to break our bones"

• Bones do not burn well
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Walking Around in Our Bones
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• 'Twas people! People soiled our green!
• and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears
• Skin and Bones: The Management of People and Natural Resources
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• and we're already on our way
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• people were milling around at my wake, whispering and glancing. afterwards, my wife took a twirl with the embalmer
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Rolling Around in Our Bones
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Some people break so easily
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• The Bone People
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• We have learned our lessons well
• Our bodies pool and break like a moon over water.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Our Lady of the Well
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• ghost-king of our people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• If the Sharks Were People
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• How to herd people in public
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• I do not apologize on behalf of my country
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I care because you do
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• We were Rome once
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it

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