Findings:

• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Rape committed by women
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• You just don't get it
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• You just cut that guy off
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• why don't you just?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• When is a name just a name?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Scissors Cut Paper Wrap Stone
• Stoned music memories
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• paper cut
• Use your paper towel to turn the doorknob in the bathroom
• Paper Cuts (user)
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• People don't flail when they die
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• When is a cut and paste writeup not a cut and paste writeup?
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• It's just a folded piece of paper till you let it fly
• Her hair, tangled
• when the wind is blowing just right
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• When you just can't win
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Short Cuts
• Cut it out
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Cut Your Hair
• cut and paste coding
• cut and choose protocols
• double cut
• cut the muster
• director's cut
• cut lob
• Cut to the chase
• Cut down on alcohol
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Cutting cake without favoritism
• Jesus is cut!
• cut scene
• Player's Navy Cut
• cut time
• Cut Man
• cut lunch
• cut off
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• The Crew Cuts
• cut and dried
• Rough cut
• How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
• Sumping cut
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• You have your work cut out for you
• Lion cut
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Longs for Cutts (user)
• cheat cut
• Brachial Stun, Throat Cut
• Keeping cut flowers fresh
• snowflake cut
• branch cut
• The cut
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Koeberg and the power cuts in Cape Town
• half cut
• cutt (user)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people

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