Since her breakout in
Tim Burton's 1988 film
Beetlejuice up until the current day,
Winona Ryder is seeing to it that the official lifestyle of a rock n' roll star is no longer
sex, drugs and rock n' roll but instead,
drugs, rock n' roll, and sex with Winona Ryder.
Yes, Winona has dated quite a number of rock stars in her time. If all the rock stars that Winona has ever had flings with would come together to form an amazing rock supergroup titled WINONA'S EXES this is what the lineup would look something like:
Ryan Adams – guitar/vocals
Evan Dando (of The Lemonheads fame) – guitars/vocals
Adam Duritz (of Counting Crows fame) – guitars/vocals
David Grohl – drums
Page Hamilton – guitars
Beck – guitars/vocals/various crazy sounds
Stephan Jenkins (of Third Eye Blind fame) – guitars/vocals
Rhett Miller (of Old 97s fame) – guitars/vocals
Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes fame) – guitars/vocals
David Pirner (of Soul Asylum fame) – guitars/vocals/rockin’ hair
Jack White (of The White Stripes fame) – guitars/vocals
Pete Yorn – guitars/vocals
Jay Kay (of Jamiroquai fame) – bass guitar/funky grooves
To feature a special guest appearance by Matt Damon singing “Scotty Doesn’t Know.”
I picture their debut album, titled How to Break an American Rock Star, having a very crowded Sgt. Pepper's like album cover. With not only the 13 members of Winona's Exes, but a great happy group shot of all the performers Winona has dated: Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, David Duchovny, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Noth, Gary Oldman and Christian Slater.