Findings:
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Stop Making Sense
- Eat shit or puke trying
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
- Recipe for Making Love, or Catullus made BASIC
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Wanted Dead or Alive
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- Women making the first move
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- Making it in a world without enough candy
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- You, standing
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
- She wanted the pies to stop.
- I do not want to see the corpses that are surely on the bottom of the lake
- The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Manual Operation of Train Signals (or "Making ding-ding with no choo-choo")
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- The Kilburn Headless Corpse Murder
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I may or may not have been naked
- The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
- Making band pass / band stop filters
- C is for Cookie or Corpse
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- ...After changes upon changes, We are more or less the same...
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
- Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- after
- after the therapy
- After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
- What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
- After the Summer of Love
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- After Y2K
- After Dark
- Night After Night
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- Twenty Years After
- After damp
- After Five
- After Hours
- The morning after
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- After The Race - 2
- Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
- After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
- Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
- morning after sheets
- The Day after Tomorrow
- After Effects
- The first five minutes after I wake up
- like mushrooms after a warm April rain
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- After Apple-Picking
- Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
- After Auschwitz
- People with programming languages named after them
- Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
- NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
- after a week at smith part 2
- Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
- "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
- masturbating right after working out
- Boy named after website
- Time After Time
- It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
- Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
- May those who are born after me
- after and missing
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Live After Death
- whoring after other gods
- Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- November and Everything After
- Going After Cacciato
- After love
- Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Always after Barnes and Noble
- chasing after foolish entanglements
- In the light - After Midnight
- After the flood all the colors came out
- Years After Landing
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
- First Observation After a Nap
- You Never Wash Up After Yourself
- The silence after someone leaves
- I Before E Except After C
- On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Morning After Pill
- Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
- Like as a huntsman after weary chase
- The summer after high school
- After Magritte
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- Mary Don't you weep
- "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
- after the flood (user)
- After Life
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Chasing after the morning
- After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
- After the Gold Rush
- I need to see you after class, young man!
- After the Wake
- Album of Landscapes After Old Masters
- after ski
- After Hours Trading
- Is There Life After High School?
- Los Angeles after the rain
- after all white horses are in bed
- London After Midnight
- After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- Grotesque (After The Gramme)
- fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
- Running after cars
- After The Movie
- after the funeral
- Living After Midnight
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- The first against the wall after the Revolution came
- 500 Years After
- Sex after pregnancy
- Applauding after a movie
- African-American schools after Brown: what changed?
- Countries named after people
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