Findings:

• Almost Blue
• almost
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Because I say so
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Almost Heaven
• almost surely
• almost everywhere
• "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• almost always
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost did it
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• almost all
• Almost Famous
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• almost (user)
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Almost Free Software
• I almost killed Tony Blackburn
• English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
• How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
• the almost indestructible pistachio
• Tonight I Almost Died
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• It's almost like you're real
• Almost Ready to Run
• Almost broke the rules
• Almost Too Much
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When Night is Almost Done
• Signs that a television show is almost dead
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Almost Live
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• I almost had to wait
• Almost!
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• The state that almost was
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
• Almost Heroes
• The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Almost Transparent Blue
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Almost Summer
• Pages, almost completely torn
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• almost poetry
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Almost, if I close my eyes
• Almost Glycerin
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• We almost lost Detroit
• All of what I almost remember
• I almost lost my son
• Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
• Almost getting cut from the team
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• my almost favorite pair of shoes
• Almost Oedipal
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• unfinished something, almost
• The night I almost expected
• almost alone
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Almost Silly Epiphany Song
• Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
• An almost empty room
• Almost Him
• too much is almost enough
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
• almost drove past the church that day
• you can almost believe them, except for the look in their eyes
• funny
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Funny paper
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• funny money
• Viagra is not funny
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Funny bumper stickers
• Chicken Cannon
• funny farm
• Funny Macintosh Errors
• Sexist jokes
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Funny bone
• Funny Feet
• as funny as hell
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• funny disclaimers
• Trying to use tab completion in funny places
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• Naming your computer
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• funny fat guy who dies
• Funny Black Man
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• Funny C declarations
• funny fag
• funny pages
• Hearts are funny, fragile, things
• not as funny as it used to be
• Insulting softlinks
• pants are funny
• That funny nerve feeling in my foot
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Betty MacDonald
• My Funny Valentine
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• A Smile is a Funny Thing
• huge marketing muscle powered by VC funny money
• funny UNIX commands
• Games Workshop's Funny Dice
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Your Sucking Funny Day
• Funny Times
• Funny Face
• Hobart's Funnies
• Funny car
• funny (user)
• A funny thing happened on my way to the courthouse
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Funny Games
• funny one (user)
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Funny van Dannen
• Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• --funny name-- (user)
• How To Be Funny
• My funny villaintine
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• funny bitch (user)
• not funny
• girls, it's really not funny
• This isn't funny at all
• funny sayings
• Funny (category)
• funny oh God
• My Funny Grandmother
• It's funny because it's you
• Funny Girl
• Rule of Funny
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• On Acid, Everything is Funny
• Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.

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