Findings:
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Getting water out of a cactus
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- How to clean a bathroom
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- Lost in Boston?
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- Out of his fucking mind
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to find out your own IP address
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- how to short out a phone line
- How to get more out of Psi
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to escape domestic violence
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to fall out of an airplane
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Good old fashioned fucking
- Fucking A
- The difference between fucking and making love
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Fucking
- Live Era '87-'93
- couch fucking
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not fucking bored
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Give me back my bike!
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- Video files inside .zip archives
- Fucking Anais
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- it's the fucking truth
- Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
- Customer service is a fucking given
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- you fucking moron (user)
- take a fucking hint (user)
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
- Fucking is fucking
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Fucking Karma
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Fucking, Austria
- Fucking superhero movies
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Keep fucking that chicken
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Respect The Fucking Monkey
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
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