Findings:

• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• watch; some people just want to burn the world.
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• The dream people were being assholes.
• I made some people
• Some people call me a drama queen
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Some people break so easily
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Some People Punch Tiles
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• some say he was never here at all
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• there are people talking, some of it is important
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• Some People
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• At least he was gentle
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• he who (user)
• He
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• he/she
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• s/he
• He's Gone
• hes (user)
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Is Born
• Li He
• Ancient Arrowhead
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Song of the Sorceress
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He never returned
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Even my faults he adores
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• great things he has taught us
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Why won't he call?
• he'
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He loves me, he loves me not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He fled
• The Man He Killed
• he says
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's a good guy friend
• He Knows Not Their Names
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Yi he quan
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• He Hudas not pay
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• Surely he would remember this
• So, he's leaving
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says she says
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• mad he (user)
• He flops over and bonks his head
• What He Suffered
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He and She
• He (user)
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He and she are one
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He Hate Me
• He who controls the past controls the future
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• H.E. Roscoe
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• "Shut up," he explained
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He says the most beautiful things
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• It's just the way that he walks
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.

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