Findings:
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- There is likely no one left who remembers
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- is there no one who answers the call?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- he who (user)
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- That's Just How He Was
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- for one who does no evil, there is no ill
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He who has ears, let him hear
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He who controls the past controls the future
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Who Is Death
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He Was Only Joking
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He held my hand - once
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He said, expecting the answer no
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- No One Knows Who I Am
- he was a punk poet himself
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He called me Sarah once
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- We No Longer Knew Who We Were
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- There was a land where lived no violets
- There Was No Leak
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
- He ain't no movie star
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- All he left her was alone
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- And yet he continues to sit there
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- some say he was never here at all
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- What's he building in there?
- I married him because he was not mean
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- There was no one waiting for me...
- At least he was gentle
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- No shit, there I was
- A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Who what when where why & how
- He Was a Crook
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
- There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He taught me how to smoke
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- making certain he was touching her
- Where once he walked
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- More than he was willing to give
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- The difference between reply and reply to all
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