Findings:

• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Where the streets have no name
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I still have the scar
• Z^n admits no bounded harmonic function
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Californians have no soul
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I have no faith in your God
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Computers have no sense of time
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I have no hair
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They have no bones.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no complaint
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Heart, have no pity
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Atheists have no support group
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I have too many clothes
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• A reason to drink
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Kids have no concept of time
• You have no power over me
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Words Have No Meaning
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have too much to say
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Our calendars have no meaning
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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