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• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When things are known by a brand name
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Addressing others by their user names
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• Call by name
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• I changed by not changing at all
• It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• when all the white horses have broken free
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When All's Well
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• Go by hand
• Go By
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• go by the board
• Women are gradually stealing all male names
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• A Jared by any other name
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• First Impressions of India by a Nineteenth Century evangelist
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• halfway house for my name first
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• All Souls' College, Oxford
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• The children are all crying in their pens
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Secret Service Frequencies by User Name
• Ye Jacobites By Name
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• First college crush
• How I envision my first day of college
• First all-female spacewalk by NASA astronauts Jessica Meir and Christina Koch
• Days go by
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Never be the first to let go
• When I first met you
• Buying your first mountain bike
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• surviving the first day of college
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• You're All I Need to Get By
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Make Poverty History Nodermeet: Subverting Social Justice agendas all in the name of a partay!
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All the Names
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• we all go home
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• all lost things must go somewhere
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I remember when all this was trees
• People referred to by three initials
• Judging women by their books
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Going by the script when talking to people
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• As Tears Go By
• Watching the world go by
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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